Imagine that you have a rocket. In the rocket is a capsule large enough to hold all of the bottles on Earth of your most hated scent, along with the only copy of the recipe. You can gather every extant bottle of your most hated scent....your nemesis.....your Kryptonite......and shoot them into the center of the sun, never to be smelled again!

What perfume will it be? What perfume would you, with God-like decisiveness, eliminate from the planet with one fell swoop?

Remember--you can only pick one!

My choice? Fracas. Begone! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodbye Lipstick Rose.............bbbbbbyyyyyeeeeee.........

Lady Stetson

I would like to load this into one of those skeet machines that throws clay ducks and fire away!

Via con Dios DRAKKAR NOIR!!!

Serge Lutens Miel de Bois. (a baby's diaper saturated with pee (pee only) on a really hot day. Yeah it's that kind of scent on me. UGH)

Angel--hasta la vista, baby!!

PULL!

Whooo-hooooo!!! I was so torn between Lipstick Rose and Arabie, but YOUSTINK did
1/2 the dirty work for me, and rid the planet of the scourge that is Lipstick Rose.

My choice is clear: Arabie is toast.

And thanks, YouStink, for being my superhero partner.

Bye-bye Jess! Good riddance!

Take aim, people--here's your target!!!!!!

Comme de Garcons x Monocle Scent One: Hinoki -- the most vile thing I have ever smelled, and it deserves to be engulfed by the white hot flames of our nuclear sun.

If only I could hear it scream . . .



"Target acquired . . . we are launching the payload, I repeat, we are launching!"

Messe de Minuit is outta here!!!!!!

ENGLISH LEATHER by Dana, O ye pong and scourge of every butt-cracked refrigerator repairman, off wi' ye!

with Arabie gone , I have only Cool Water left , bon voyage !

I think I've said it here before but if the earth were rid of Aromatics Elixir it would be a far better place. Also add on Canoe. God, every teenage boy wore that in my high school. It's a wonder I stayed to graduate.

ROFL!!!!!!

Giorgio Beverly Hills...this put me off perfume for 5 years

Good-bye Creed Cuir de Russie.

Shame on you for tricking me into sniffing you, thinking that you might bear any resemblance to the awesome beauty that is Chanel Cuir de Russie.

Fie, fie, fie on your isoquinolones! May they burn in the fires of perdition.

Blasting Eternity into eternity, and while I'm at it I'm sending up a missile to intercept clarestella's Aromatics Elixir and deflect it back to me on Earth!

In that case, i will have to send a missile to deflect CdG/Monocle Hinoki back to me.

(btw, I have found that Hinoki can be made a little less austere by layering with Chanel No. 19...)

nubs, If that is Cool Water Woman, I am going up after it!

oh yes , its Cool Water whoooooaaaaaaaa MAN! for her , I actully dont mind the Gents version , its sooo , GITlike.

Die, Champs Elysees, die!

hmm, I was just about to wander off to bed for an early night , throat infection, fatigue , Celine Dion doing nasty things to good music but then I saw THIS !

I am sorry Twitch but you are going to have to remove this one from my cold dead hands lady! It shall not be rocket fodder

^^Now, play nice, you guys!

(Pretend that you can squirrel away some contraband for yourself if need be. )

I dunno Deeve , more threads like this and it will be duelling handbags , and my cheapo no name bag is ready for combat , bring on your Coach bags

Oh, nubs, I'm sorry you don't feel well!

Thank you - I can now sleep after Jeffery's affront to the olfactory miracle that is Chanel Antaeus.

I don't suspect that any of you will shed any tears to see Givenchy Amarige wiped from the face of the earth.

Not I. Launch away!

"No-o-ow, my pretty Davidoff COOL WATER for Men.... I see that you and I are alone.... at last... Have I got plans for YOU! MWuh-HaHaHaHaHa"

Haha!

I'll have to grant you that. Perhaps my problem is that I want to wear something a bit deadly? I love Chanel No. 19 for its "poisonous, green heart."

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

To me, a "poisonous green heart" is the oleander-like bitter green heart of Couturier CORIANDRE. Like a bee who lures you within a silky, spring-y green leaf festooned with frilly white flowers... then stings you.

Is that REALLY you Rasputin??? I knew it!

this is a funny funny thread.

for me it is Perfumers Workshop Tea Rose. Fare-thee-well

Aiming my pea-shooter at the big orange ball -- hurtling fume to be:
SL's A la Nuit!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Blasting Eternity into eternity, and while I'm at it I'm sending up a missile to intercept clarestella's Aromatics Elixir and deflect it back to me on Earth!"

Fiveoaks, you and I seem often on the same wavelength! I'll be happy to take care of Eternity for us while you recover Aromatics Elixir. Eternity will be anything but eternal if I have anything to do with it.

In case Alto's missiles didn't quite destroy all the bottles of Piguet Fracas, I'm launching another for safe measure.

Rebecca! Grab that Cool Water Woman and haul your butt outta there! Fracas is putting up a fight, and Alto and Rosebud are about to launch every missile they can get their mitts on!

LOL!

Alright , if Cool Water gets saved I am going to launch some big guns , big smelly ones ....


Tom Fords BO is gonna get it , gang , you heard me ....

Byebye Amazing Grace!

I'm not sure about this... I mean, a rocketful of ANGEL might damage our sun permanently!

What the heck, here it goes, filled with every single bottle of Angel:

Oh, thank god! Veneering is launching Black Orchid, y'all!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=McHyLKw5mHc

This is a very funny thread! Bye bye, l'Eau d'Issey.

I'll add my rocket power to yours and kiss this baby bye bye for good! It will be unrescuealbe

Despite the fact that I am more than happy to send TFBO ("BO" is sooooo apt, doncha think?) into the sun, that clip is the most disturbing thing I've seen in a long time. Gee, thanks, Nathan......

Bye-bye, Bandit!