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Catie Ribbons
*LOL*
I don't hate Helen Mirren.
I've had a "girl-crush" on her ever since seeing her in "Excalibur"...way back in 1981.
I think she's FANtastic!

Anyway...I am jealous of how she looks in a bikini:


I just know she has a flaking, aging portrait of herself...hidden in a deep closet or her attic! *LOL*
And I wish I had kept myself up as she has...to look so fabulous in a bikini, mature woman that she is...

Doesn't she look wonderful???!!!
Rufus T. Firefly
QUOTE (Catie Ribbons @ Jul 22 2008, 07:36 AM) *
*LOL*
I don't hate Helen Mirren.
I've had a "girl-crush" on her ever since seeing her in "Excalibur"...way back in 1981.
I think she's FANtastic!

Anyway...I am jealous of how she looks in a bikini:


I just know she has a flaking, aging portrait of herself...hidden in a deep closet or her attic! *LOL*
And I wish I had kept myself up as she has...to look so fabulous in a bikini, mature woman that she is...

Doesn't she look wonderful???!!!

That's a Photo Shop Work job!!

If that's really her body now, "DAMN! She looks good, I agree!"
A as in Apple
Holy cow!!! She must work out constantly. She could almost pass for a Baywatch babe.
lmatchgrl
I know! I was floored when I read the corresponding story. She does not exercise, nor does she diet. This is hereditary.
I am leaving to eat a box of mallo mars and some peanut brittle now. Someone please hand me a kleenex.
Twitchly
I agree; it looks like Photoshop. Regardless, she's lovely.
Rufus T. Firefly
QUOTE (lmatchgrl @ Jul 22 2008, 07:56 AM) *
Someone please hand me a kleenex.

LOL!!!! That comment has me rolling here, IMatch, dear, I'm sorry!
amjack
She's almost 63! Wow! And I see that she really does have a cute shape. Here's a pic of her that I doubt has been photoshopped.
Catie Ribbons
She has killer style!
And...I would LOVE to have her shape!
rasputin
I concur--- the bikini pic has been Photoshopped.... just a little though.... for "effect". But the raw truth is basically there.
mrs veneering
I Love her

I hate her

I really do love

But dang , you gotta hate her ....
GalileosDaughter
Jealous.


Demetrue
When I die, I wanna come back as Helen Mirren.
ellennyc
She RAWKS. And she shows women half her age how it's done.

And she was even in a 'pron' film once, did you know that? Yes it's true! Caligula, that is (although she wasn't one of the ones doing the *ahem* real thing for the cameras, she was in the movie!!)
Thomas
Whoa Nelly.

63, you say?

Wow.
rebecca1964
I love her in "The Queen". Quite a different look here.
nubka
She was fantastic in Gosford Park, too! smile.gif smile.gif
Chenas
If I was in charge of the ads for American Apparel I would sign her up right away.
CHARDKAY
Both she and Meryl Streep are two of the greatest actresses! Meryl is 59. I just rewatched "Calendar Girls" with Helen and loved it all over again.
glorious1
Those women have a LOT of advantages that we don't unless we had lots of money.......... wink.gif
I'm not knocking her though. She looks FAB!!
Catherine Fraser
just great!
aromatique1
Wow, just wow is all I can say here. She looks damned good and I wish to look half that good when I hit my 60's.
BlueCedar
QUOTE (CHARDKAY @ Jul 22 2008, 03:59 PM) *
Both she and Meryl Streep are two of the greatest actresses! Meryl is 59. I just rewatched "Calendar Girls" with Helen and loved it all over again.

Yep, I just watched it again too. Love that movie. And this time they didn't cut out the part where she flashed her taa-taas. You go, Helen!
Catherine Fraser
Do you think the queen looks like this in a bikini????!!!
lmatchgrl
Oh my...I've got an image of Elizabeth II in a turquoise pillbox and sensable shoes in Helen Mirren's body and bikini. laugh.gif
Boxwood
In "The Queen," it's pretty clear that Helen Mirren has a wide-ish bottom and thick-ish calves. She still looks great, but I think this photo-shopped picture has restored her to former glory.
chayaruchama
Bikini: photo-shopped.
Is she fab ? Hell, yes !
Has she ever been pregnant, had surgeries, or babies? No.

Therein lies your answer, my beloveds.

Not that I'm ungracious, or unappreciative, mind; but, as someone who has bathed THOUSANDS of bodies [ since age 6 !], I can safely say that the body is indeed a roadmap of one's life...

My 72 y o maiden aunt never worked out; but she never gained/ lost much weight, nor was she ever pregnant.
When I bathed her [ after a massive stroke], I couldn't believe how lovely her form was- along with little sun exposure, btw.

A propos of Helen-
I really admire her.
I'm conflicted somewhat, because many interviews show a very brittle, entitled side of her that does not appeal...
That doesn't detract, however, from her immense talent.
Twitchly
QUOTE (Boxwood @ Jul 24 2008, 07:07 AM) *
In "The Queen," it's pretty clear that Helen Mirren has a wide-ish bottom and thick-ish calves. She still looks great, but I think this photo-shopped picture has restored her to former glory.


They beefed her up for that role. She wore a lot of padding.
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