Is that a sign of good luck?

Reporter gets pooped on live tv.

Disgusting

Hahahahahaha

Yuck! I dont think I'd have looked upward had I just gotten pooped on from above.

I did get pooped on by a bird when I was younger. It was summertime, and I was in my bikini, standing there spraying myself with the hose to cool off. PLOP! Somehow it got me on my stomach, yet I was as skinny as a rail. Anyhoo, I consider myself lucky in many ways, so perhaps that's where it all started. ;-)

Clearly he didn't know what the word "infestation" meant when he said it.

But the birdies done shown him...