How about:
Summer Pleasure Pure BLiss:
Top notes of white violets, dried rosebuds and dew-laced tiger lilies, heart notes of caramelized aldehydes and crushed amber, and base notes of crystalline patchouli, toasted sandalwood and iced vetiver.

I dunno, your notes sound a little too real. Unless you preface them all with "esence of".

Haha! I like "dew-laced tiger lilies" and "heart notes of caramelized aldehydes" lol.

I want to try!

How about:

Aura of Cashmere Chocolate

Whisper of Rain-Kissed Passionflower Petal

Essence of Nubile, Toned 21 Year Old

Ha! I may be able to do aldehydes if they're caramelized. :)

Here's mine:

Factitious, with notes of pearlized iris, a freshly washed dishes accord, iridescent cardamom, and hot buttered vanilla.

^ Oh yes! I forgot that you should use the word "accord", then you can get away with anything! :-)
I'd need my aldehydes to be carmelized too, to wear them.

Oh I forgot to name my scent. Hm. How about Yute Dew? ahahah

Accord of Botoxed skin

Pineapple silk sarong

Young chartreuse musk

Essence of Melting ice from somewhere in the Himalayas

Full-carpet-of-chest-hair notes

Warm raspberry cotton apple crisp

I shall call it L'Eau Prétentieux Spring Flirt Summer Edition

how about...

a linen-hay accord
lunar-blue note
sparkling pond scum
brandied marigold
Susquehanna coffee note

Essence of crushed champagne coupled with an underpinning of diamond deb dust. Shocking accords of feminine juices snaking out from a demure base of Long Island iced tea. Blond entrails frolic playfully among notes of distilled Mitchum and bruised acetone. Topnotes of precious whitestrips and opalescent lubricant complete the stunning new creation “Paris: Just My Panties”.

I got the best chuckle tonight with this one, Thanks Bes....

Born on the Fourth of July: accords of the following: Cinnamon, chilled watermelon, gunpowder with a soupcon of barbecue sauce....Enjoy!

the scent Just gone hiking, the notes: just crushed khakis accord, sunlit leaves, the fuzz of squirrel accord, pinenuts just cracked, and water ripple shimmer.

Susan , that was the post of the day , thank you for making me laugh so hard that I almost disgraced myself

This is my favorite thread!!!!!!

I'd like to smell 'essence of indigo haze' myself.

This was originally done for Scenteur7's (Marlen's) Blog - won a humor contest there. So it is already out there and I am comfortable putting it here. I have a few others but am keeping them for "first publication" elsewhere:

Tenzing Nosegay by Parfums d’Nepal

Notes: ~ A faint waft of rotting mountain climber garbage threading through a bracing icy menthol accord touched with Himalayan pine that soon descends to a comforting center of wet wool and pure canister oxygen underlain with the homey fragrance of warm yak butter tea .

Pros: That Xtreme outdoor feeling, attracts many handsome sherpas and sherpettes.

Cons: Hypoxia

Reminds me of: Canali di Venezia, Eau de Nouvelle Jersey Saltmarsh, Valdez Millesime 1989

Development: strictly third world

Longevity: It just keeps returning and returning…eternally

Sillage: depending on the winds and temperature anywhere from overwhelming to silent.

Where can I buy it? $666 for a 500ml edp splash at Tenzing and Edmund’s Fragrance Yurt

Bottleworthy? If one must….

The Bottom Line: For the adventurous armchair tourist. Be there without being there. Wherever you go, there you are.

Rating (out of 10): 3.141818

HA!!!

oh jeez, suz...: opalescent lubricant???? paris: just my panties??? (you mean: just my wet panties?) -- i dare not say "i have to smell this" ...but i guess i just did.

:-)harper




addendum: if, however, you mean paris hilton -- i have to pass...

harper (ack!)

Summer Pleasure Bliss Breakfast:
The notes of white napkins, dried fruit, dew-laced strawberries, heart notes of caramelized honey and crushed oranges, and base notes of chrystalline coffee, toasted bread and iced pink grapefruit juice.


Not silly enough? Wait until I've eaten something, I might come up with something better.

This is actually making me a little nervous! Don't give them ideas!! They'll be writing this stuff up for real!

Top Notes of: Tropical Canary Diamond, Exotic Paridise Money Tree and Sugar Daddy Whine

Middle Notes of: Plumping Augmented Mallard Petals, Bursting Blossoming Bosom Buttons and Coconut Oil

Base Notes of: Kvetching Princess Pedestal, Apple Scented Alimony Flower and Rolls Royce Leather.

It's the new...Beverly Hills Chic fragrance! Now available at a Needless Markup near you!


Karen (my apologies to anyone who lives in BH! I LOVE S. CA so...just joking!)

J-Lo's newest creation? Rarified cotton musk; sealight vetiver; brandied blonde ambergris, with essence of carbon-dated tuberose; willow-roughed June-rose; and candied twilight jasmine.

This thread is HILARIOUS...and has given me many laughs!!!
I would not be at all surprised to see some of these notes being used! *LOL*

That is hysterical! Alimony Flower!


That sounds quite nice actually - I think I'll take a bottle!

L-ingOL - Thanks, everybody, for your hilarious additions! I really enjoyed reading everybody's ideas!
YEah, we better be careful that the marketers don't get ahold of this thread! ; D

What a great thread! Please don't stop!!

TOP NOTES:
quiet plastic floral notes
lurking grilled cigarettes
virile nail polish
HEART NOTES:
kinky and comfortable rose oxide
shiny faux vapours of bitumen
metallic freshness of dissolvent vapours
BOTTOM NOTES:
brave pyrogenic notes
a tinge of methyl grapefruit
and galaxolide that picks your face off the pavement just for a second


This is Comme de Garcons Silly Series number 80.